"Greetings Defendant"

“Greetings Defendant” 

is a very nice way to start something.

Clever justice system. 

Greetings government. 

How’s the family?

Wife still with ya I’m sorry to hear that where you working bummer me too. 

What can you do for me?

Wait, I mean do for you. 

What can I do for you?

What did I forget to do?

What didn't I pay for?

What can’t I have now?

What’s new? 

That too?

Well now it’s personal. 

Maybe it’s just me but 

maybe you should’t be so cordial about this. 

Tell me how it is,

how broken hearted you are that she left you

how worried you were about her roaming Manhattan 

or the possibility that she can’t even swim.

She was getting pretty thin, trying to be pretty for you. 

Maybe if you would work out occasionally she’d still be around. 

If you’re gonna take it out on me

be more fierce. 

Sink your teeth in. Learn from Myanmar and Syria and Zimbabwe. 

Rebound relationships can be a blast, 

and you can get a new job selling stolen cars

to balance your budget and fend off your fake friendly debtors.