I am a very talented individual. Very Talented.

I specialize in sleep and losing my wallet. I know you're impressed. I would be too if I was you. There are not very many people that can say they are as talented in these fields as I am. The fields are bare, already harvested

and I have very talented illustrators. 27 to be exact.. Or maybe 26. I don't retain numbers well. Math is not my talent. TWENTY SIX! It's twenty-six. I just googled it.

I had a disrupted night of sleep ONCE in my life. I was in McCook Nebraska at exactly midnight, and I awoke from slumber. I spent the next few hours with my companion, in our basement, around one of those hand-cranked radios, wishing they would stop playing music and tell us if the thunder + hail + potentially revelatory wakeup call + sudden eery still, meant what we thought it might.

It didn't, but it makes a good story. I'll have to tell you about it sometime. Hopefully soon. I like you. We need to talk much more often than we have. We need to hang out occasionally. We need to laugh together and enjoy one anothers company. We need to lose things

and find them - emphasis on the find them! And we need to grow! We need to develop our talents and buy some new ones, or find them, or however you attain them. We need to get them before it's too late, which I'm not sure it can be, but I don't want to test it. I just wanna .. You know!

Do stuff.

For starters, lets find my wallet.

Cuz, I really need that to pay ACT to send my test scores to BYU.